January 2009
billy says that i pick the strangest times to be...
so i have these shoes. and they’re fairly new but they got a case of the stank. i always complain that my feet are stinky when i take them off, but billy never seems to notice…
until tonight. he even told me to get my feet off the couch because they were “ruining everything they touched.”
i was laughing so hard that i didn’t know if i was going to cry….
...
driving to work the day after a snowstorm in an unfamiliar standard car with no snow tires….
i am too nice of a sister….
ekk, im nervous..
i love wii and wine nights with my best friends.
p.s. michael. your pics are AWESOME!
britney spears tickets for 3000 dollars. britney, come on. i used to love you, but this has gone too far.
the wonderfulness that was last weekend. by mr.... →
“ew, what’s that smell? you smell like pee… oh wait. is that...”
– billy has a problem with his sniffer.
so today is my only day off until friday. and my first day off since last monday. and i really wanted to sleep in. but someone was BANGING a hammer at intermitten intervals. so just when i thought it was done, it would start again. oh what’s that… i can STILL here it. two hours later.
busy day today. i really should get in the shower. lunch (maybe) with billy, shopping with...
Doesn't this just seem like it's going to be a... →
(via artsystar)
i saw this trailer when we went to see twilight and i swear to god i said the same exact thing. i’m not saying it doesn’t look ok but it’s kind of already been done…
“i’ll play again as long as we get some other people to play too. i feel...”
– me while playing nintendo tonight.
what does nintendo wfc stand for?
me: i know what wi-fi is...
billy: no, clearly you don't.
i cannot even believe i’m awake right now. i made it through 9 straight hours of sweat band wearing madness!
what a crazy weird night with all my bffs.
i need to sleep.
iammattjordan:
molls:
Take Me Home Tonight -...
Blackface, The New Hollywood Biopic of Guaranteed...
holdthewhippedcream:
Robert Downy, Jr. nominated for an Oscar for his supporting role in Tropic Thunder?
REALLY?!
Why didn’t you just go ahead and nominate Twilight for Best Picture?
indieandyy:
“Close to Me” by The Cure
...
“can you call me a new name? can’t you call me amazon?”
– bubba
Rank The "Lost" Guys In Order Of Hotness
twentysomethingtales:
ameliamagritte:
1. Sawyer
2. Sayid
3. Desmond
4. Jack
Umm, and that’s it. I think. GO.
Yes Amelia and I have been fighting. It’s SOOOO Sayid, Jack, Desmond, Sawyer.
1. SAWYER
2. JACK
3. DESMOND
4. SAYID
I’M SO EXCITED. ALL CAPPPPPSSSS.
i am so hungry i am pretending to eat my own hand. i hope this conveys just how serious i am about dinner needing to be FIVE MINUTES AGO!
for those of you who thought i gave it up...
i changed my 365 to
imthecutest.tumblr.com
i promise i’m not that arrogant…
iammattjordan:
delbertshoopman:
Starship:...
off to see the asshole at the dealership bc my check engine light is on. he gives me anxiety just thinking about having to deal with him. and i’m not an anxious person. ick. wish me luck. please don’t need a new engine.
i know bush is a d-bag but i kind of feel sorry for him… i hate to see anyone act like an idiot…and be received that way.
the way this lady is talking is annoying me. weird pauses. maybe that’s how you’re supposed to read poems, but i don’t like it.
indieandyy:
ohryankelley:
Goosebumps.
omg, I KNOW!!
it’s official!!
There is far too much talk of God now during this...
danhacker:
Seriously? God talk is not what I wanted right now.
i so agree. i guess i’ve never watched an inauguration before…
Right before Obama puts his hand on the Bible, I...
heylaney:
allthingsalishan:
(via sharingtime)
BWAHAH!
the truth
Dan: When I get back, please tell me the truth.
Alice: Why?
Dan: Because I'm addicted to it. Because without it, we're animals. Trust me.
You know, I applied for a job in Obama's...
indieandyy:
(via indierawk)
Hahahaha. I applied also, too.
wow lol’d.
edamame
i tried to like you but you’re too high maintenance for me.
we got new furniture...
whenever i’m having a bad day, i just go buy some new stuff!
so thanks jack for leaving my car a fucking disaster area! it was a blessing in disguise and i’m sorry i didn’t notice that sooner!
the joys of cable free life....
nature on pbs! polar bears and grizzlies!
How sad is it...
looktothestars:
that I was happy to see it was 17 degrees outside. HAPPY for it to be 17 DEGREES! Why do I choose to live here!?!
i had a dream this morning that it was 20 degrees out and everyone was wearing shorts on broad street. myself included! it’s relatively warm out!
